Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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