need another drink. this is the easiest way
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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