Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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