I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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