this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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