there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
