508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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