He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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