like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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