I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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