I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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