I need help removing her.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
