You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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