Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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