the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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