If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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