I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Randomize
