So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The Olympian is in my bed
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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