I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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