sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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