PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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