I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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