Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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