My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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