I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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