just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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