No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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