so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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