I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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