After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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