this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
wow bdsm is so cute
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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