Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Shame - the story of my life.
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