Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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