I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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