Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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