Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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