White coat. Heels.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Alive.
So much puke
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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