I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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