I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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