she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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