are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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