once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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