I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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