we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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