So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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