I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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