i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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