dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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