And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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