i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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