I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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