I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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