HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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